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No Canadians???

Written by Squiffinator at 18:38 19/2-2019

  How is it that there are no Canadian riders on the Transfer/Hire Rider list? Did they cancel the youth cycling programs in Canada and now they are all snowboarding???

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Comments


Squiffinator at 17:42 20/2-2019
  yes... "vitamins"... ;)
  
  Snowboarders you'd have to worry about passing cannabis testing...

USA Postal Services at 13:46 20/2-2019
  I prefer developing new... eh.. vitamins for our tired riders ;)

Squiffinator at 13:43 20/2-2019
  one new rider now - server issues I'm sure to blame
  
  snowboarding might make an interesting management game... develop talents/skills for different types of competitions, sponsorships, a bit more economy in the game... might work!

USA Postal Services at 01:40 20/2-2019
  Some other countries stay without riders for a few days until some are add

USA Postal Services at 01:39 20/2-2019
  That happens from time to time, do not worry squiffy

Team Chili at 22:02 19/2-2019
  I would play a snowboarding management game.

Squiffinator at 18:51 19/2-2019
  I am wondering if this is a bug? Normally there are 10-20 riders on the page at any given time.

Manisaspor at 18:41 19/2-2019
  I also did not see any Turkish talents on transfer/hire rider list. They have probably joined the Canadians.

Manisaspor at 18:41 19/2-2019
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